A’s Construction Helmet


At first glance, your instinct might be to ask ‘why?’ but you’d be surprised how much use this helmet gets. For one thing, the thought of earthquakes petrify Andrew. Anytime he so much as feels a bump, he reaches for the helmet. Side note: He claims he can get from his desk to the parking lot in 37 seconds in the event of a quake. The helmet also played a key part of Andrew’s costume as the Construction Worker from the Village People for 70’s throwback day.


Update: Upon reading this, Andrew exclaimed “37 seconds is for chumps; I can make it out the front door in 7.3 seconds”.


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