Cuss Cup
One of the most talked about items on Andrew’s desk. Formerly the ‘Cuss Jar’ (someone pointed out it is not actually a jar), anyone who cusses near Andrew’s desk is required to donate. Although the qualifying cuss words that prompt a donation aren’t your typical cuss words. Here’s an actual transcript from a conversation at Andrew’s desk:
“What’s the Cuss Cup?”
“That’s for when people use the B word, the G word, the R word, the L word and the E word. We don’t like these words.”
“Why?”
“Because.”
“How much do you have to pay?”
“25 cents.”
For the record, cuss words include boyfriend, girlfriend, relationship, love, engagement.
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